Life Vest Replaces Bra

posted in: Uncategorized | 0

Originally posted 7-3-2008

After a day of jet skiing on the white sandy beaches of the Carolinas, I’ve decided that a snug fitting life vest may be the solution to all of my gravitational pull issues when it comes to “supporting the girls.” Of course, the vest I was zipping up was a size too small, but it gathered everything so nicely and by the time the zipper reached the top, I was somewhat impressed; and for all practical purposes, my youth had been restored! I’m seeing an ad campaign targeting the just over 40 woman who has had a few kids and has lost the same 15 pounds 8 times!

Leave a Reply